"I tried to get that chicks number, but she told me she'd rather swallow gasoline than continue the conversation..."
"you get a FRESH ball up... Bink!"
2. a general expression used when circumstances differ greatly from expectations
<person #2 looks at it>
person #1: "BALL UP!!"
<person #2 hold out hand in clenched fist to be slapped>
2. guy 1: "Man, I thought for sure I was gonna get some tonight, but all I did was drop $50 on her dinner."
guy 2: "Oh, ball up!"
In basketball, to easily beat an opponent, typically by way of vastly superior skill.
Possibly derives from "show up" in the sense of embarrassing others via a display of superior ability.
Boy, LeBron would ball you up like nothin'.