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John Balfanz 

A 17 year old who smokes crack, wants to be a cop and has a Freddie Mercury Fetish. Allegedly Masturbating to Bohemian Rapsody 14.5 times in a day. Also he believes he is the next David Beckham but had to get air lifted to Rochester Mayo because his ankles got shattered when playing soccer.
Subject 1: Dude that kid looks like he is on crack
Subject 2: Yeah Nigga that John Balfanz
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John Balfanz 

Update on John he is now the number one drug kingpin. He sells to a diverse crowd of people all over the world. Even your 8 year old son. John has a distinct smell to him his girlfriend could not resist(weed,liquor,meth,starting fluid). But John has made a huge change in his life and now probably just finished in your mom.
John Balfanz will win the 2020 Nobel peace prize

John Balfanz 

John finally graduated high school and is now going off to knee on “innocent” black peoples necks while working for the Alexandria Police Department. But John cant lay off the drugs sadly died at the age of 33 by overdosing on prescription painkillers cause he blew his back out fucking all the cougars at a Moltey Crüe concert.
Rest In Peace John Balfanz say hello to Hitler for me please
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Baefy, will you be my valentine?
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A mask any sensible roadman wears when he’s tryna do up an oppboy or Paigon. Sometimes a balaclava or bandana.
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Balayage 

A type of hair highlighting that looks more natural. More color is added to the end of the hair rather than the root. Originated from France.
Most celebrities will use balayage when they want to add color to their hair
Balayage by Ashley L. H. August 7, 2006