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When a guy has such a fugly face, but a great body that you need to put a bag over his head in order to fork with him.
Mike Reed is Bagable
bagable by Anna February 22, 2005
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When a girl is so ugly you have to put a brown paper bag over her head to have a remote chance of having an irrection. Levels girls can be rated by:
1: I'm not gay, but I'd take it up the ass for her
2: I'd put a ring on her finger
3: I'd give up my 4 other bitches
4: Fuckable
5: eh... shes ight
6: After this we don't know each other
7: Bagable
8: Doublebag
9: Bodybag
10: LOOK!!! Its sloth from the goonies!
(any girl that makes more money than you goes up one... LOSER!!!)
Bob- Man, you see that girl with the pink dress on, shes totally bagable.
Joe- No way, it'd take a bodybag for that chick.
Look up Bodybag for further understanding.
Bagable by The "Guy" January 25, 2011

Bangable Bicep Line 

The threshold of upper-body muscularity of a female that determines her eligibility for procreative, romantic and other amorous activities.
"Dude I think that girl from the rock gym is hot. I think I'm going to bring her home tonight."

"Seriously man? She's way past the bangable bicep line for me."
Bangable Bicep Line by finest-one September 3, 2012
Person 1: Ok, thats debatable
Person 2: Nah, thats pretty batable
Batable by A really good dicktionary February 21, 2019

Fairly Bangable

used in the movie You Don't Mess With the Zohan to describe the opposite sex; "bang"=fuck, so when you combine that it becomes Fairly Fuckable. 99% Bangable!
"My dear, you're looking fairly bangable in that bikini!"
Fairly Bangable by unmelievable January 17, 2009

bragable 

adj. Something that is able to be bragged about.
Mark's a lot older than me and almost done with puberty, which is bragable.
bragable by The Grammar Nazi November 4, 2002