polar bear man from alaska. doesn't understand most things cause he's just a bear. he likes to scat in the woods. he eats berries , salmon and sometimes garbage. can climb a 50ft tree in about 7 days. slays bitches with his meat sword . favorite sex thing is the 'alaskan pipeline'
by the Nagler February 28, 2015
You pretty much screw a midget in the face, while you shit on his tiny dick, then after you cum in his eyeballs you punch the little bitch till you knock him out.
Oh Baelin! You have the asshole of a 7 Year Old!
by BlitzkriegDuestchland September 20, 2007
by Kaps42 November 19, 2018