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2 definitions by BlitzkriegDuestchland

 
1.
You pretty much screw a midget in the face, while you shit on his tiny dick, then after you cum in his eyeballs you punch the little bitch till you knock him out.
Oh Baelin! You have the asshole of a 7 Year Old!
by BlitzkriegDuestchland September 19, 2007
 
2.
Much like the Piledriver, you have your partner keep her legs spread and you mash a mcdonald's meal in her colon while you persistently shove straws in her pussy.
Ms. Berg, Not another Mcdonald's Piledriver! Nooooo!
by BlitzkriegDuestchland September 19, 2007