One of those shits that feel as if your growing a second asshole. Your body stiffens as you go through this shit process. After the aching pain, a little sting may occur around the opening of the hole because of the excess stretching it has gone through. After the whole process you feel very light on your feet usually.
This does not happen frequently (well it shouldn't).
Person 1: Yo, I took the most manliest shit the other day; it felt like I was literally having a truck come out of my asshole!
Person 2: Ugh... a badonkadump. I hate having those because they hurt so damn much.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!