dirty badger

A nicer way of calling you a dirty bastard in Scotland. Can also be used as a friendly greeting.

How you doin', ya dirty badger!

by infamous budgerigar July 1, 2016

Sitting on the badger

The act of having someone sitting on your lap when you get a boner

Some guy fell on my lap at the bus stop and he was so "sitting on the badger

by itsBrennanXing July 26, 2016

gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

glory badger

a name given for a well presented and much approved vagina

: was she fit?

:ooooh yeah, should of seen the glory badger on her

by glenng421 June 7, 2011

hailey jean badger

the most prettiest thing a man could find in the world she has a great personality and she loves animals and that is a hailey jean badger

hailey jean badger your beautiful

thx

by hailey is da girl November 2, 2017

Rusty Badger

When your bro performs oral sex on you in your siblings house.

I went out drinking with my sister's friend and at the end of the night he gave me a rusty badger.

by Titty Goblin April 13, 2021

Badger Raper

slang for the company Bontrager. They make Bicycle wheels and parts

Dude, i just broke another spoke on my badger raper

by Poof Ace the Chump Raper September 11, 2009