A bacon enthusiast. Similar to a buccaneer as in a pirate, but a baconeer searches for only the juiciest, thickest, and tastiest bacon. Epic meal time is a clan of baconeers to the extreme
Vegetarian: Bacon is so gross. You want some uncooked cauliflower?
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
Baconeer: No thanks I Just made the leaning tower of pizza out of bacon and I'm gonna eat it.
Vegetarian: ...eating animals is wrong and we should respect-------fuck it let me have some
by Baconeer July 22, 2011
The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.
"Honey do you need me to pick you up anything from the store?"
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
"how about some extra thick maple bacon for some bacon on bacon action tonight?"
"what's bacon on bacon?"
"you'll see..."
by Umberto Baggio April 20, 2012
by Andrew Brown September 28, 2005
by SoBsubsidiary> August 25, 2022
by Bandsandpizza November 28, 2015
n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."
by Joe Saylor July 20, 2006
by CoolDude 1 August 20, 2016