Baby-Whipped

To be controlled by an infant to such an extent that one stops engaging with one's friends, married or not. Usually occurs in first-time worrywart parents in their 30s.

Mike and Pam are so baby-whipped! They left the birthday party after only an hour so they could keep him on his nap schedule.

by wordsmithzy June 4, 2011

baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds

Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe

by baby cool whip man December 8, 2010

whipping baby

serial scapegoat - someone who always gets the blame for stuff.

- I've had it up to here with being Mona's whipping baby.
- Fuck her.
- That may have been part of the problem.

by selmabouvier December 19, 2003

whipping babies

banging a guy with a babydick

My best friend has been whipping babies.

by Erika Farmer December 9, 2003

Whipping babies up

Cooking up dope.

In the kitchen whipping babies up, Homer Simpson I got yellow stuff.
- Duwap Kaine (Know Wassup)

by Colemayne April 23, 2017