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Baby Dicking 

This is when a well hung man is having sex with a pregnant woman who is well into her pregnancy and her amniotic sack breaks and the baby latches onto the man's penis like it is a rope swing. The baby holds on for dear life and when the man pulls out, he pulls out his penis with a baby gripping onto it. Legend has it that this occurs mainly on island states or countries.
Dude I was ramming my wife last night and her water broke. Luckily I baby dicked her though so we did not have to go to the hospital for delivery. I pulled out and my dick flung up with the baby riding it like a rope swing! That was my first time ever baby dicking.
Baby Dicking by biddietwirler February 24, 2019
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baby dicking around 

While wasting time or not being productive, doing an immature act that ruins the enjoyment for others.
We were having fun at the club, until Scott started baby dicking around and got us all kicked out.

Baby-ducking 

When your friends are just following you around doing exactly what you do like baby ducks behind the momma duck
These two friends of my have no life, they are always baby-ducking me all over the place.
Baby-ducking by spideyninjaboss August 25, 2012

baby docking 

"As her water broke she frantically searched for a baby docking partner."
baby docking by colleen86 June 23, 2007

Baby Docking Station 

A mother's breast.
Colleen heard the baby crying so she attached it to the Baby Docking Station for refueling.
Baby Docking Station by yeneef December 10, 2012

Baby ducking 

When an inebriated person clings to the last person they saw before blacking out.
Dude, the party last night sucked

Why?

Eric was baby ducking me all night, If I left him anywhere he'd just start freaking out.
Baby ducking by SoundFactory June 16, 2015

Docking baby 

The result of having intercorse with a woman after docking with a dude. The residual semen from docking a dude gets trapped in the forskin, then released into the vagina. Thus, causing a pregnancy.
Oh, this kid, he is a docking baby.
Docking baby by The Axxhole January 22, 2017