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balabeast 

The ultimate alpha male. Highest form of life in the universe. It’s said that balabeast can do anything. It’s the most unassuming creature. Most balabeasts look like complete brain dead retards. They go through most of their life living their alternate shithole persona. When judgement day comes, they’ll reveal their true identities. If you are friends with a balabeast, it’s like being friends with Jesus (balajesus). If you wrong him though… be prepared to be balasted by his balajizz which is so toxic and lethal that it’ll melt through your body, leaving burn holes. Those who’ve been balasted before describe it as the most harrowing experience of their life.
I wish I was a balabeast!’
balabeast by Poopflys3 November 22, 2021

balabeast 

The ultimate alpha male. Highest form of life in the universe. It’s said that balabeast can do anything. It’s the most unassuming creature. Most balabeasts look like complete brain dead retards. They go through most of their life living their alternate shithole persona. When judgement day comes, they’ll reveal their true identities. If you are friends with a balabeast, it’s like being friends with Jesus (balajesus). If you wrong him though… be prepared to be balasted by his balajizz which is so toxic and lethal that it’ll melt through your body, leaving burn holes. Those who’ve been balasted before describe it as the most harrowing experience of their life.
I wish I was a balabeast!’
balabeast by Poopflys3 November 22, 2021

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How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026