baalke 

Verb. To worm yourself into a position of power, usually by extending sexual favours, and have very little in the way of actual competence or ability to do your job.

Geez would you look at this guy? I heard he baalke’d his way to the top. Lotta dick sucking going on there…

baalke by SadJag February 4, 2022

Balkenende 

1. To die of boredom
2. Being cheaper than a regular Dutch
3. Having a bad hair day a'l the time

Paul: "Man, I feel like Balkenende today"

Vincent: "I'm not gonna pay the funeral"

Paul: "You're such a Balkenende, has this something to do with your Balkenende?

Balkenende by GerarDS April 12, 2005

BALAKE 

Another name for Blake. Used in Key and Peele. This person is 99.9% white with glasses and messy greasy hair.

BALAKE GET ME A WRENCH!!! BALAKE, C'MERE!!!

BALAKE by Teshlo December 14, 2016

balkercraft 

Best server. join it! 18-/+ play.balkercraft.eu #going international

I: "What's balkercraft?"
You: "Its a minecraft server."
I: "WTF a minecraft server? I want to die now."
You: "Just join it now. for one time"
I: "Okay, but after i gonna hang myself."
After 30 mins..
I: "OMG I WANT TO PLAY ON THIS SERVER 25 HOURS A DAY!!"

balkercraft by Zsegon October 28, 2017

balkenende 

Christian-democratic party leader with a horrible hairdo.
Used as a google-bomb titled "raar kapsel".

"Balkenende? Bak ellende zul je bedoelen!" ~Sjaak Bral.

balkenende by Miroy July 29, 2007

Balkenende 

Prime minister of Holland, and most laughed-at one. A French politician once called him Harry Potter, and so does everyone in Holland.

Jan Potter Balkendende should try a different haircut.

Balkenende by Matthijs B May 17, 2005

bialke 

The act of being bent over by your parents and then taking a cactus in your anus and letting the spikies thrash your anal canal

I messed up on that test, I hope my parents don't bialke me

bialke by Jack Bialke February 4, 2016