BURF

The act of expelling an exceptionally acrid and heavy fart that feels hot in temperature, making only a slight "bfffff" sound as the bitter fumes leaves the anal cavity. Much more deadly and bitter than the average silent fart.
"Honey, you won't want to sit next me right now. This roasted garlic is making me burf."

"Sam was pissed because I burfed in his cube."

"My wife practically passed out from the burf I just left in the car."
by Pdubs August 27, 2007
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BURF

Sound used as an interjection when a conversation is boring.
<sap> So I was at the mall...
<you> BURF!
<sap> .......
by fupluver June 06, 2003
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burf

a mix between a burp and barf
"ugh yuck, i just burfed!"
by molly February 20, 2004
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burf

When you go to burp and actually barf a little. Don't actually vomit, just get a little taste in your throat.
by Telomere November 18, 2005
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burf

to lie on someone or to someone
Why you burfing on me?
by candygirl1 June 18, 2015
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burfed

defeated by a wide margin and in embarrassing fashion, usually in a sports game or other competition
The Dallas Stars got burfed in St. Louis again tonight, 7-1 this time.
by BluesFan44 February 09, 2011
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Burf

An after dinner surprise in which you expect a nice burp but end up with a little barf making its way up your esophagus thus leaving you with that horrible burning sensation. (Burp + Barf = Burf)
Earl: Gee whiz Sally, that was a fine souffle you made!!
Sally: Well thank you Earl.
Earl: Buuuuurppppblecccchhhh!! Oh Christ my thraot is burning....I just BURFED!!!
Sally: Oh Earl!!
by Inatoob August 30, 2007
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