BSTYM

Balls Stuck To Your Mom

Ahahah I got a BSTYM!!

BSTYM by aldkfajdlf May 5, 2009

bstmn 

Blew Snot Through My Nose (In conjunction with LMFAO)

I was told that my ex-wife was attracted to another fat woman.

LMFAOBSTMN (wrecked a keyboard) re:fark.com

bstmn by Carl Judd February 5, 2005

BStimating 

The act of estimation ultimately the result of utter bullshit. Usually occurs when the estimator hasn't a clue about what he's estimating.

I can't believe I got that question right on the test; I was totally BStimating!

BStimating by cfairweather May 5, 2010

BTYM

Better than your mum.

It only made sense for the classic, overused comeback "better than your mom!" to become an acronym -- thus, I'm BTYM.

BTYM by CraftyBrie November 22, 2009

bistymin

to take the legs off any person with the last name waldock then burn off their genetalier with a slow burning candle and shitting in their face when they are unconcious from the pain

oh my god look what benn fox is doin to that ben waldock

bistymin by sam berry November 8, 2004

BSTML 

Abbrev. Balls Sticking To My Leg

An abbreviation that a guy may state when either one testicle or both testicles are sticking to his leg. Normally not stated in public or with unknown people; usually stated around close friends.

"I need to stand up, BSTML!"

"Ugh! BSTML!"

BSTML by zim7563 July 31, 2012

bstmbl 

this is my alter ego; a girl who loves one direction and cries over them every night

charlotte garrett is a bstmbl

bstmbl by one direction obsessed girlie September 13, 2020