A 20 year old person with an afro who protects Leelousters and Thedragons. This person also sticks up people right outside of mcdonalds with a broken Chardonnay bottle. He loves licking mens sweaty underwear and makes 14 year olds happy in their special places
"Mommy, A Bl1nd licked me last night" Screamed Derek. "What a coincidence, I got robbed by one while buying you your lunch" Said Derek's whore
by Inuphant March 28, 2008