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Binet jockey 

A Binet jockey is slang for a psychometrician: someone who administers psychological tests. From the perennial instrument, The Stanford-Binet Intelligence Scale. This term may convey anything from affection to scorn, depending on the context.
As a M.S. in a school system, Bettina was nothing but a glorified Binet jockey; but it paid the bills.
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South African slang for woman.

The female equivalent of "boet".

An endearing term used by celebrities like Hard Eddy of Boet Fighter fame, zef rappers and normal civilians of all genders.
"Those Fourways binnets will drib (punch) you if you look at them funny!"
binnet by GoatLamp December 10, 2019
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botnet browser 

(Noun) Internet slang for the web browser Google Chrome. Derogatory insinuation the web browser application replicates behaviors similar to malware in a botnet. Application behavior can include transmission of an inappropriate amount of browsing data to the company, update policies and difficulty in fully removing the application after uninstalling reminiscent of PUPs.

Additionally alludes to inappropriate integration of company services, i.e., past injection of advertisements in personal email through the gmail service based on key words and forcing You Tube patron to use their real name while integrating with Google +.
I couldn't install Arch last night on my Chromebook, so now I'm stuck with botnet browser.
botnet browser by numbing_agent January 14, 2015

Bitentronc 

A divine sunflower who graces it's followers: the Bitenists It casts Judgement on heretics.
Got SMAAAASHED!! by a huge boulder from a Adaptable Rock-Wrecking Rhinoceros
Person A: Waluigi's our lord and savior.
Person B: No. It is the one and only Bitentronc.
Person A: SHUT UP! WALUIGI >>> ALL!! WAHWAHWAHWAH!!!
Person B: Guzzlord have mercy. -_-"
Botnet is software, or parts of software, that runs on your computer to other's advantage without your consent, usually in the form of data collection.

Commercial software often has built-in data collection to the company and/or affiliated 3'rd parties' advantage, sometimes without your knowledge or consent, in which case it may be called botnet.
"Have you upgraded yet?"
"Nah man, Windows 10 is botnet"
Botnet by FeckOffCup July 3, 2016
Botnets (network of bots / zombie computers) are computers infected by worms or Trojans and taken over surreptitiously by hackers and brought into networks to send spam, more viruses, or launch denial of service attacks.
a group of zombie computers is known as a botnet

the botnet is just too big to stop this ddos attack

i got 400 viagra emails from a botnet today
botnet by babyb September 24, 2004
A name for a kak nice tannie. Commonly used in the Joburg area by a bunch of lekke oaks.
China 1: Yo bru wanna come to the pub for a kak lekke time?
China 2: Sorry oak linking up a binnet
China 3: Choosing a binnet over the oaks. Faken puss.
binnet by lekke china November 25, 2020