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Jism using bosom. Pertains specifically to the baby gravy that is produced via a tit-wank.
I’m so sorry vicar, my necklace appears to be coated in besm from this morning
Besm by Sweat potatoes March 26, 2024
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Jism using bosom. The product of a tit-wank. The special nature of a pearl necklace that has been achieved via a breast-enveloped jerk-off.
Julie answered the door to the vicar without realising her afternoon’s efforts had left her neck coated in besm.
Besm by Sweat potatoes March 28, 2024
Besma means smile she has a beautiful smile and is always hiding what she feel to make others happy likes to speak her mind doesn’t like to hang around skets she’s very funny and has pretty black hair and brown eyes
Sket: that girls sucks I hate that bitch

Besma: sorry I don’t bang around fakes see u in hell bitch
Besma by Passienca November 21, 2018

Besmirchin the urchins 

Speaking Ill of younger people in a comical way.
Well are you teachers besmirchin the urchins?

besmeargle

v.

To steal a smile from another who is unwilling or flat out refuses to smile. Typically done so the besmeargler and the besmearglee are the only parties privy to the action.
Bro, I was trying so hard to be mad at my girlfriend for embarrassing me at youth group but she besmeargled me so hard. Man, I’m so frustrated by how much I love her
besmeargle by DiamondDick9 May 23, 2020
A sexy,tall,muscular man that gets all the puss and it originates from Albania
Besmir makes me horny
Besmir by Flippinmotherfricker March 28, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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