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Baby Bel-End 

A product, the result of maturing smeg/dickcheese (wrapping in tin foil helps with freshness) then proceeding to dip in wax, creating a seal like the cheese product baby bel, on the end of your bellpiece.
'Try some of my ba ba ba, ba Baby Bel-End.'
'Yum... nice.'
Baby Bel-End by Machman January 25, 2009
"Which item would you like"? "The one Belend over there"
Belend by yeezy213 August 21, 2019

Red Belend 

When a man gets a blow job (oral) from some girl with a brace on and the metal rips through his man hood.
Quite a nasty thing.
This girl gave me a blow job last night, but she gave me a fucking hench red belend cos she's got a brace on.
It kills man. Dont ever take a blow job from a girl with a brace.
Red Belend by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005
A handsome man who is good at fortnite and replies in .03 seconds and will have you pee in you in your pants when he makes jokes
I’m cryhe’s a Belendjy
#funnyaf #lit
belendjy by UnicornHead44 April 9, 2018
One sexy piece of ass, Wacky sense of humor, brilliant sharp mind, someone who care to much for other, and sometimes no enough for herself. Willing to help anyone, Such a blast to be around. One in a million and can never be replaced
Belenda is fine
belenda by Bk71 January 29, 2017