A guy who orders a large pizza pie from a Hawaiian pizza place, only to eat half of it and find a large plastic forkin the middle of it. Then calls the pizza place to get half of a pizza for free.
Brad bobaguard is the type of person who would like to ask questions about the menu of a fast food restaurant. Normally these people call fast food places instead of actually going there - and these types of people do not actually have to be named Brad. All of the Brad's are named; Isaac. No other name, just Isaac and the last name being, 'why'