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a person so dry that he can be solely responsible for the expanding land mass of the sahara or gobi, droughts in developing nations and the reason why the british government has brought in the water meter. Moans constantly, shops exclusively at Gap and thinks he's a better golfer than Tiger Woods. Also disguises himself as Bradley Branning (Eastenders character) and Gregg Wallace (Masterchef judge)
Damn man, that reefer i just blazed has left me with a mouth as dry as BBsmo's chat.
by El Pid May 06, 2008