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Did you fuck her?
Nah, only got a bb and j
bb and j by Alquimista November 16, 2016

I.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b. 

I don't want to die I just want to never have been born.
girl you know what i.d.w.t.d.i.j.w.t.n.h.b.b.

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a 

I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a means “I’ve been broken so many times I just can’t take it anymore”.
Bro I.b.b.s.m.t.i.j.c.t.i.a I just can’t..

J.s.m.m.k.a.d.n.b.r.i.o.b.b.f.f.i 

Just Saw My Mum Kill a Dog, Not By running it over but by fist fighting it
" DUDE, OMG, J.S.M.M.K.A.D.N.B.R.I.O.B.B.F.F.I!"
Acronym for receiving either a:
1) Bare Blow Job (without wearing a condom).
or a:
2) Birthday Blow Job
"Since Daniel's frigid girlfriend refused to help him celebrate his birthday with a BBJ, his buddies hooked him up with an escort from Craigslist who charged $100 "roses" for a BBJ."
BBJ by SpitItOut February 24, 2018
Stands for Birthday Blow Job. This is when you give someone a blow job on their birthday.
Anna: Hey, Daniel . Happy Birthday! Want a BBJ?
Daniel: Sure!
BBJ by Fluffy Waa December 20, 2017