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Balls around my fucking face

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ah you killed me, BAMFF
BAMFF by Gansta Gumbie November 7, 2011
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Rihanna is a BAMFF
BAMFF by Ry is always Ryght January 22, 2019
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Bamff • BAMF • baff • baffle • baffed • baffled • baffoon • baffa • baffon • baffin
Massive, unruly, and/or unusually styled bouffant hair.

Also described as 'bed hair', 'camping hair', or a 'hair helmet'.
'Rob sort your bamff out!'
'Need to sort me bamff out, oud lad'
'Look at the state of that old woman's bamff!'
Bamff by Rich Wright August 23, 2006

Baffodile 

A girl that acts hype and thinks she's better than you but she is actually a big yam head
That suck kratches queens gyal is a big bumboclaat baffodile
Baffodile by ~Sugardaddydenz October 25, 2019

Baffroom 

A place where one goes to shower, wash hands. used the toliet. etc
Hey Sharhonda whee did lil Ray-Ray go? oh! he went to the baffroom.
Baffroom by marcma333021 September 12, 2009

bamfatron 

someone or something that exerts supreme bamfness.
wow! that fat guy with a machete is a bamfatron!
bamfatron by T money inda house August 17, 2009

Bullshit Baffles Brains 

A deception. To put on such a good show the inspector is so impressed (s)he won't bother with a detailed check or to question anything.
Private: I can't believe the general was so impressed with that dog and pony show sir. It's a good thing he didn't really inspect the base, it's SNAFU!

Sargent: Bullshit baffles brains private.
Bullshit Baffles Brains by Eddy July 29, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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