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1. B.A.M.F.
Bad Ass Mother Fucker
person 1: i stole some shit today!
person 2: wow, you're a B.A.M.F. aren't you...SIKE
2. B.A.M.F.
Bad Ass Mother Fucker. First heard after listening to the greatest comedian of today, Dane Cook, on his C.D., "Retaliation."
I felt like a total BAMF today after I punched that jackass in the face.
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3. B.A.M.F.
neville longbottom
*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
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"Alecto, Amycus' sister, teaches Muggle Studies, which is compulsory for everyone. We've all got to listen to her explain how Muggles are like animals, stupid and dirty, and how they drove wizards into hiding by being vicious toward them, and how the natural order is being reestablished. I got this one," he indicated another slash to his face, "for asking how much Muggle blood she and her brother have got."
"Blimey, Neville," said Ron, "there's a time and a place for getting a smart mouth."
"You didn't hear her," said Neville.
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"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
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"Neville's the man!"
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"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
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"Mandrakes!" Neville bellowed at Harry over his shoulder as he ran. "Going to lob them over the walls--they won't like this!"
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"Have you seen my grandson?"
"He's fighting," said Harry.
"Naturally."
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Someone had broken free of the crowd and charged at Voldemort.
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"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
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With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
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Some old-school BAMF: "I'm worth twelve of you, Malfoy."
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4. B.A.M.F.
Ok this is to clear up the wrongly used definition that Samuel Jackson had BAMF on his wallet in Pulp Fiction. It actually only said Bad Mother Fucker...which is way fucking cooler than bad ass mother fucker. Sticking the ass in there is about as gay as the word illustrates.
Proper use of this phrase would go a little more like this...
-Oh dood you're a B.A.M.F...

-Shut the fuck up bitch (bitch slap the idiot who said bamf). I'm a bad mother fucker and you don't know shit.

5. B.A.M.F.
bad ass mother fucker
Neville Longbottom is a B.A.M.F.
6. B.A.M.F.
Neville Longbottom
*Quotable B.A.M.F. Moments*

"What? This?" Neville dismissed his injuries with a shake of his head. "This is nothing."
*
"But they've used you as a knife sharpener," said Ron...Neville shrugged.
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"We used to sneak out at night and put graffiti on the walls."
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"I'll join you when hell freezes over," said Neville.
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With a single stroke Neville sliced off the great snake's head, which spun high into the air, gleaming in the light flooding from the entrance hall...
7. B.A.M.F.
According to Robowars, it really means BIG Ass Mother Fuckers.

No clue why they each have a big ass though.
"Big ass. As in, they have big asses?"~Spoony

"Why do they have nicknames?"
"You know what the group is called: B.A.M.F."
"B.A.M.F.?"
"Big Ass Mother Fuckers"
"Sorta like, get to it and go get FUCKED like in (Viet)Nam"~ Two guys in Robowars.
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