Awkward Baby Turtle

This is derived from the original "Awkward Turtle". This is a hand gesture performed in the occurence of an awkward moment, usually defined by a long silence. In this particulare motion, the hands are placed on top of each other (as in "Awkward Turtle") and the thumbs are pointed outward and circling forward. Next, to create the "baby turtles", the hands are pounded together and separated and then shaped into smaller "turtles" with the both pinkies and thumbs out and circling forward once more.

Francine: Britney Spears is definitely a great role model for the American girl...
Marina, Kelly, and Tamra: ... (Silence and stares)
Kelly: AWKWARD BABY TURTLE!!

by WackaWackaYum October 22, 2009

Awkward Turtles Babies Die

After making Awkward Turtle and the lovely Awkward Turtle makes Babies, if the awkward moment continues to persist (and refuses to be broken with verbal acknowledgment), the right Awkward Turtle Baby gets carried off by a seagull (signified by your hand shaking and floating up and to the right) and the left Awkward Turtle Baby drowns in the roaring tide of awkwardness (signified by your hand shaking and falling down and to the left). Thus killing the awkward moment in it's entirety.

Creepy guy at work: Hey girl...

Girl: .....*awkward turtle*

Creepy guy at work: You wanna come to a show with me on saturday?

Girl: ......*awkward turtle makes babies*

Creepy guy at work: ..You can bring your boy. I'll pay.

Girl: ............................*Awkward turtles babies die*

by Stiffeh March 10, 2010