A small town in northeast Ohio, next to Lake Erie, where nothing ever happens. There are four elementary schools, two middle, a high school and a private school. The school system and music program are very good, and students are generally academically higher than average.

Home of the Shoremen and Shoregals, colors maroon and gold.

Four seasons: Winter usually lasts from early November until late March, but only snow in January-March. Summer lasts from mid May until mid September.
by morgo7kc March 31, 2011
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A shitty school where parents send their autistic children because they have a shit ton of money up their asses.
Wow, I'm surprised that kid went to Avon School.
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Avon by the Sea is a small town located in Monmouth County, New Jersey. It is a small beach town where a bunch of bennies go. Avon is a sending district of Manasquan High School. It is the best of all the seven towns and all the other towns are filled with a bunch of bitch ass fucking pussies who talk mad shit and dont back it up and try to talk shit to kids from Avon but we fuck them up because they are all a bunch of tools who think there sweet and when they get fucked up by an Avon kid they go and kill themselfs. FUCK HEIGHTS! AVON!
Jeff: Yo did you here about that kid from Avon by the Sea?

Adam: Ya i heard he fucking wrecked a bunch of kids and reps the Von real hard!
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a girl who frequents the infamous campus of Avon Old Farms. She probably has fucked/dated at least one avon boy. And she doesn't fuck around with Salisbury boys b/c otherwise she would be a traitor.
Omg, she is such an avon girl.
by iron jawed angel April 26, 2005
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Small town in the south shore of Massachusetts that consists of generations of white people who have been there since their birth. People in Avon end up marrying and/or having children with other people in Avon and it becomes a cycle, almost like a Twilight Zone episode. Very rarely does a lifelong citizen of this town leave their parents house. They usually wait until their parents pass away and make it their own.

It's beyond safe despite the appearances of young men trying to be "hard". Most graduate and go on to state schools or nearby Massassoit Community College but usually end up working in town and/or wasting their lives drinking Bud Light.

Most are also closet racists. They will use the N-word around their all white crew. But will bow down and be a bit shook when people of color are around.
White Kid 1: What you wanna do yo?
White Kid 2: Let's grab a 30 rack and build a fire in my parents back yard
White Kid 1: Cool, make sure you don't invite any of those black kids from school
White Kid 2: Never
Black Kid 1: What you fools plotting?
White Kid 1+2: Yo dawg, what's good, wheres the bitches at?
Black Kid 1: (shakes head, laughs and walks away)
White Kid 1+2: n****r

Avon, MA
by ThatGuy2002 September 26, 2012
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The essence of metrosexuality; fastidious to an almost feminine degree.
His Prada handbag was misplaced during his pedicure. In typical Avon Don fashion, he repaced it with Dolce & Gabbana and went to get cherry honey glow exfoliation.
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My supply of drugs is running low.... I gotta call the avon lady.
by downtownbrooklyn July 25, 2011
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