Anawankatowui is a newly discovered native language very similar to english but with 2 major changes every single letter L is doubled regardless of context, and the words chair, couch, and sofa are all changed to śmierdzący pierd it is believed that english settlers who spoke some polish encouraged these rules and the reason the anawankatowui people changed the language was to better suit their speech wvolution
WHOA! That cat just pllummeted face first into that śmierdzący pierd, said that anawankatowui man.
Not a toddler saying avalanche; the ava(wa)nche is the phenomenon by which the action of one girl crying triggers all those in close proximity to blubber as well for little to no reason.
Alternate spelling: avawahnche
Aww dude, it's an avawanche; what should we do?
What can we do? Start hugging!!
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.