3 definitions by velvet67

Mind-controlled, trained fawning seals who are in a constant state of rapture, hysteria and wet panties even before Oprah comes on stage. They're trained to laugh on cue like insane morons at everything she says or does no matter what, sometimes even before she says or does anything. Human canned laughter. Episodes of "Oprah's Favourite Things" are truly frightening to watch. The insanity levels are shocking. Get out of their way! Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
Oprah will say "Um...." and the audience is hysterical. She scratches her arm and they have an orgasm. Oprah, insane, stupidity, television, moron, Oprah audience
by velvet67 July 31, 2009
The original and the best, they were back in the 1920s and 30s. Cold, ruthless, sophisticated, organized. Experts at making money and living well. They were very cool and mature, didn't go around shooting their mouth off bragging and showing off like overgrown teens. They had a very original vocabulary which is still used today. The TV show The Untouchables depict them very accurately. pop culture, history, cool, legend, money, sophisticated, crime, mafia, gang, bootlegging, prohibition, underworld, feds, organized crime, the untouchables, Eliot Ness, 1920s, criminals, gangster
Pretty Boy Floyd, Dutch Schultz, Al Capone, Machine Gun Kelly, Jack "Legs" Diamond, "Lucky Luciano" pop culture, history, cool, legend, money, sophisticated, crime, mafia, gang, bootlegging, prohibition, underworld, feds, organized crime, the untouchables, Eliot Ness, 1920s, criminals, gangster
by velvet67 July 30, 2009
What happens when an 'A' type personality has toddlers. The type of mom that makes other moms feel totally inadequate and inferior because of their constant attempts to outdo other mothers. They can give birth, bake cookies, work on their laptop and drive all at the same time. Their kids grow up in their carseats looking at the back of their mom's head as their driven from one activity to the next. Incredibly competitive and judgmental, Alpha Mom has to be the first with the latest trends and fads and her kids always have to be ahead of all the other kids. Intimidating in Mommy circles. To be avoided if possible.
"She was up at 3 a.m. baking cookies for her son's class and already has her next two weeks planned down to the last zenith. She's such an Alpha Mom." annoying, irritating, competitive, moms, perfectionist, superiority complex
by velvet67 August 01, 2009

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