A desperado attempt is where you would do almost anything to win. Normally used for gaming puposes. It's like breaking the fourth wall (by cheating) in order to win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Say you are VS your friend in a fighting game. The desperado attempt would be if you would slam your shoulder into your friend so they would stop attacking you, and you kill them or even the odds for the win.
Kyle: Time for my Desperado Attempt!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
*Hits Matt in the shin via foot*
Matt: Asshole!
Kyle: I finish the lap first, bitch!
by FWL January 6, 2008
by Imagine_Wagons September 1, 2018
Kind of self explanatory. This term is used when someone has not tried too hard at something and put in little effort. Mainly used by Brits
by 15ejcauchi April 5, 2017
People who want to look "hard" like to blast "RAP" from their stereo speakers. In reality these "thugs" are insecure and illiterate.
by Mark Twain May 7, 2005
A bitch who cleary thinks she is a victorias's secret model, but in real life has a fat face and a cows body.
Girl "Look at that skany ugly bitch"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
Boy "She's looking at you're boyfriend"
Girl "Ha, classic Attempted boyfriend stealer!"
by Madbitch:) December 16, 2009
What anybody under the age of 13 tries to do ALL OF THE TIME on the Internet. You can tell they are doing this if they use any of the following words:
1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken
Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
1. Cheese
2. Toast
3. Spork
4. Evil
5. Squirrel/Chicken
Click on any of those words and you will most likely find some inane attempt at being funny by some 12-year-old crone.
by Didda Tinkle June 6, 2004
Excessive talk of pie and goat, as well as the other words mentioned in previous definitions. The hobby of pseudo-intellectuals.
Person: What do you think of Iraq
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
Kid: Pie. Pie is what I think
Other kid: LOLOL! I also fink pie and goatpie
Kid: *links to goatse* that is what I think
Person: Stop attempting to be funny and random
by Kung-fu Jesus June 24, 2004