An atheist is a Christian who can think.
Q. Why did God punish Adam and Eve for eating from the evil tree of doom? Since God knows all, he knew they would eat from it when he gave them free will and told them not to. Yet he still punished all of humanity for eating an apple. That's like a parent telling their kid to stay out until eleven, kid stays out till eleven and gets yelled at. (They already knew he would, but they punished him anyway) Now, this doesn't seem so "all loving", so I was wondering if you (a Christian) could clear this up.
A. ...GOD'S PLAN
A. ...GOD'S PLAN
by renato June 6, 2005
Atheist's can think for themselves. They don't need some magical skydaddy to answer their prayers, and they certainly don't read fairytales like The Bible
by i can think for myself January 3, 2010
someone who lacks belief in god. some say that science has proven that god does not exist (which is sort of bullshit) and go out of their way to prove it, while others live in tolerance with religious people.
atheist 1: science has PROVEN that god does not exist
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
christian: really? how?
atheist 1: due to the theory of evolution, i know he isn't there.
christian: well, evolution has more holes in it than a dutch dam made of swiss cheese. and even if evolution is plausible, it still does not mean that there is no divine being.
atheist 1: uh...well...it's on the backs of crystals!!!!
atheist 2: bro...just shut up you intolerant fuck
god does not believe in atheists
by rainbows and unicorns December 17, 2009
1. People who don't believe in god.
2. People who make atheism look like a religion. Atheism is not a religion, it's a word used to describe people who don't believe in god. And some people try to defend atheism.
2. People who make atheism look like a religion. Atheism is not a religion, it's a word used to describe people who don't believe in god. And some people try to defend atheism.
by xup September 20, 2006
1) a person who does not believe in the existence of god(s)
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
2)high school student that believes the lack off faith in a deity grants them the right to behave like a complete asshole that gets easily offended if someone of authority says something like "God help us."
1) atheist: *sneeze*
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
man: God bless you
atheist: I'm an atheist, i don't believe in God
man: Then, gesundheit
2) Teacher: Only God himself can help this class's grades
atheist: Don't say God, some people might not believe in God
Teacher: If you want people to respect your beliefs you have to respect theirs, and I believe in God so please do not insult my faith and I won't insult yours... or lack there of.
by kayanker November 2, 2010
A small group of some who are some of the most hypocritical people around, which is rather ironic considering how many times per day they call religious people hypocrites.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.
The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.
They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.
Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).
Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.
Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.
They're also incredibly arrogant, believing they're right and everyone else is wrong, which is also incredibly ironic, considering this is the exact same thing they say about religious peoples.
The group consists mostly of whiny teenagers, such as most of the kids on this site, who really have no idea what the facts are, but believe they're cool and "hardcore" for turning away from the religious beliefs of the majority. These are the ones who constantly say they believe in "science over religion" despite constantly flunking their biology exams.
They're infamous for having no original arguments, always just using whatever their god, Richard Dawkins, says, without having any idea what it means.
Their favorite hobby is bringing up the crusade as an example for why religion is bad, making themselves look like the ignorant morons they are (they've never actually read any actually factual accounts of history, in which they'd learn that the majority of the crusaders couldn't even read the Bible and mainly did what they did for wealth, not their incredibly distorted image of God).
Atheists love to bunch all religions in the world into one little ball called "religion" that they blame for all the problems in the world.
Talk about throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
They also like to say that Christianity is incompatible with science and that science disproves Christianity.
They also say that religion holds back the advancement of science.
Let's just ignore the fact that Newton (who said all his inspiration for his discoveries came from the Bible and God), Galileo, Kepler, and Bacon were all Christians. Why, even Benjamin Franklin was a deists (though hardly religious).
Only a moron would say that our advancement in science has come about by atheism.
Basically, while there are some nice and intelligent atheists, the majority are unintelligent, Dawkins-worshipping, rebellious, whiny children who lack the ability to comprehend half the things they quote as 'fact'.
The children who claim to be 'atheists' on this site will vote 'no' on this entry, because they are either insecure in their pitiful intellects or arrogant in their defiance of concepts they don't even understand.
by STJosh August 29, 2007
A person who can produce a definition of the word "atheist" without stuffing it full of unsupported supernaturalist propaganda.
An atheist disbelieves in a supernatural entity for which there is neither evidence nor any rationality.
by realthog June 8, 2010