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A dumbass who can't make up their minds of wat to believe in so s/he calls him/herself an "atheist"
hmmm God or budda I DON'T KNO the only way to get by is to become an hmmm atheist

ice cream or pizza damn hard choice i'll be an atheist for now.
by Tara T November 08, 2005
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People who will be the first tricked by the antichrist.
Antichrist will succeed in deceiving many. By his earthly successes and charm, Antichrist will deceive millions. The ungodly world as well as many in the churches will fawn over him. Those who do not will not only be mocked, they will be killed.
by CrnaStrela August 29, 2005
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There are several definitions for this:

1. A person who likes to argue about everything, and will try to make up "facts" to try and disprove any divine creation.

2. A person who thinks it is cool to not belive in any gods. Sometime they think it is cool because thier parents are very religious. Most often young in age, often in highschool or colledge.

3. A scholar, or scientist who thinks that there can be no gods becasue they see lifeforms thru a microscope. They disbelive that such intricacy can be created by anyone, even the divine.

4. A person who honestly belives in no divine powers often because they have gone thru a hard time in thier lives, and dont see how there could be a God who allows such bad things to happen.

5. A person who is angry at orginized religions, and holds a grudge against the people they claim to be "brainwashed". They are often not creative enough to make up thier own gods.

Take it, or leave it.
1. "Ha, you belive in God? how could there be a God when there are aliens?"
2. "Ya, im an atheist. I use to be a Catholic, but then I became a Trendy."
3. "I simply dont see how any sort of being could have created nature."
4. "My mother was killed by some carjacker. Where was God then?"
5. "Ha, you belive in God? Ya, I use to belive in all thoes fairy tales, then I realized they were lies."
by Skoll May 10, 2005
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Fictitious characters who don't really exist because of their belief in the illogical theory that human beings magically evolved from nothing.
^^What a fairy tale.
by Spock May 02, 2005
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1. A person who does not believe in a deity or God.

Not true.

Atheists place all of their faith in science,thus in institutions,thus in government ran institutions,thus in indoctrination,thus in the GOVERNMENT.
The GOVERNMENT is the atheists GOD.

Go and blindly follow your GOD (the government) until each and every individual on earth has been indoctrinated and enslaved and forced to give up all our freedom. (gee,do we even have any freedom left?)

Think OUTSIDE your BUNS!
by Think OUTSIDE the BOX! March 13, 2005
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An aggresive idiot who simply refuses to reason with people.
The only evolution that occured is that when Atheists die, they evolve into dust.
Atheist: Darwin was right, although his book was riddled with pointless and contradicting theories.
Believer: Shutup u dumb atheist
by better May 07, 2005
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A person who does not believe in a supreme being. Most of these may be classified under the following definitions:

1) Aggressive atheist: attacks other religions and is often intolerant to the follower of other religions. Often brings up the insensitive fact that faith is the "complete acceptance of a God without proof," somewhat equatable to ignorance, which, among other things, is the "complete acceptance of an idea without proof."

2) Passive/Tolerant atheist: does not believe in a supreme being but accepts that others do. Does not usually bring up the above fact unless attacked for being an atheist.

Not to be confused with taoism or confucianism, which are philosphies and do not mention gods or the afterlife. Atheism is a state of nonbelief. One can be a Taoist Atheist, which would be a person who seeks to understand and learn from nature and does not believe in a god.
1) "Hahahaha! You believe in a God! You're one stupid fucker!" (Bad way to be an atheist)

2) "You're a Southern Baptist? That's cool. I'm an atheist. Please don't shoot me. I'm not criticizing you... no! STOP! PLEASE! I'M NOT INSULTING YOU!" (Good way to be an atheist... or... maybe not...)
by Zawaki July 20, 2004
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