astropologist

Astropologists are known for defending the actions of the professional MLB team named the Houston Astros. This team cheated its way to a World Series in 2017 using live video feed to steal signs and relay them to the hitter by banging a trash can in their dugout. They bizarrely did not face punishment from the chickenshit weak commissioner of baseball Rob Manfred.

What do you mean stealing signs illegally so the batter knows what pitch is coming didn’t provide an advantage? You’re just an astropologist

astropologist by BangInTrashcansLikeRaccoons August 3, 2020

acropolis 

1. The raised fortified area of an ancient Greek city.

2. The Acropolis in Athens, the best known example of (1).

3. Where the Parthenon is.

Stephen Fry: They say of the Acropolis, where the Parthenon is, that there are NO STRAIGHT LINES.

acropolis by Ecknort April 2, 2009

antropolis 

Antropolis:
An ant-hill, in its simplest form, is a pile of earth, sand, pine needles, or clay or a composite of these and other materials that build up at the entrances of the subterranean dwellings of ant colonies as they are excavated.

ANTROPOLIS is a congregation of many ant-hills in close proximity to each other giving the illusion of a large city composed of skyscrapers.

Calvin: Did you see all the ant-hills outside your office?

Donna: Yes, it is my personal Antropolis. They worship me every day by building them bigger and bigger.

antropolis by DDDK, the mansion March 11, 2008

Astroponics 

AS•TRO•PON•ICS |\, a-stre-'°a°-niks
(e should be backwards & the e in pa should have 2 dots on top instead of the two dots I used two degree symbols.)

: specialty life support systems for the production of plant and animal products in microgravity, lunar, or Martian environments.

Lynn and Betty were working in the astroponics bay right after landing on Mars.

Astroponics by American nomad news on YouTube January 5, 2021

assopolis 

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

assopolis by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

acropolis 

the citadel of ancient Greek city built on high grounds

The Greeks guarded their people by buiding great acropolis

acropolis by Dr. Intaj Malek September 4, 2008

astropiss 

Pissing from a higher platform, to a lower ground. This gives the piss hang time in the air before it hits the ground

Jimmy was on the roof and couldn't get down, so he just astropissed onto the driveway.

astropiss by JohnathanB September 25, 2008