The most fun game you can play without having a boner or thinking about touching that girls vigana and eating it!
by Poopoo198 January 26, 2020
a transtheistic or panentheistic Millettic organised philosophy founded by Cometan as manifested in its founding treatise known as The Omnidoxy. Its adherents, known as Astronists, focus their beliefs on the concepts of cosmocentricity, the notion of sentient life beyond Earth, the reascension of philosophy, and the transcension of all humanity.
"Without the development of Astronism, the fusion of astronomy and philosophy would not have occurred."
by TIOTPOM February 9, 2019
by H234H January 16, 2019
The state of mind which can only be achieved after one or more gravity bong hits out of a container equal to or greater than the size of a 32oz Gatorade bottle. When you have reached "astron", the following activities are not recommended:
1) Watching Salad Fingers
2) Driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.
3) Texting, IMing, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.
4) Sex
and, finally
5) Investment Banking
1) Watching Salad Fingers
2) Driving anything more dangerous than a tricycle, and even then only under supervision of someone of sound mind and body.
3) Texting, IMing, or engaging in any form of social networking beyond two syllables.
4) Sex
and, finally
5) Investment Banking
by link197 September 1, 2010
To be shocked or astonished
by AjBandz January 24, 2019
by qtpie009 October 14, 2010
by uttam maharjan October 20, 2012