Assless Chaps

A popular pair of leather pants that motorcyclists wear. As the name says, they are assless, making it easier to advertise at biker bars.

Shaggy wears assless chaps when he plays Halo!

by Zapix March 27, 2004

Assless Chaps

A type of leather pants (usually worn by bikers) that are little hit and miss. Or rather, miss and hit. They're missing the ass, which allows that ass to be hit.

Dude: What's the deal with your pants? They seem to be missing the ass, for hitting the ass.
John: Oh, yeah, I love wearing assless chaps! C'mon smack that ass. Mooch Mooch.
Dude: Um, yeah starts running as fast as he can in the other direction.

by Darbers April 14, 2008

assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck August 20, 2008

Assless Chap

A friend of yours who has no measurable ass, thickness, or slap-hams

My man Kevin doesn't even has a sliver of ass, he's an assless chap!

by Soviet_Samuelson August 4, 2019

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 8, 2006