Top Definition
A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.
by Viking Guy May 03, 2007
A butt-plug.
Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!
by bler33 September 09, 2010

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