A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.
We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.
by Viking Guy May 03, 2007
Check out Stan's new Assifier! It's the biggest butt-plug I've ever seen!
by bler33 September 09, 2010