Asshole Shots 

A really bad shot, throw, or pass in a sporting event. A major brick.

Taylor, quit it with the asshole shots and serve the birdie!

Asshole Shots by mcniggleston December 30, 2010

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give 

When you REALLY don’t care about anything/anyone

Toxic little kid: Dude you suck ass at this game. I don’t understand why anyone wants to play with you or even talk to you.
Me: Bro my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give.
Everyone in the voice channel: *laughs*

my asshole hurts from taking shits that I don’t give by Fireguy47 September 25, 2020