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A person being an asshole; complete and absolute asshole
Jon is such an assey
assey by Aaron/Jake August 1, 2006
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People with the name Asay but everyone knows it’s pronounced Assey
Me: Hey Assey STFU!
Asay: Did you really spell my name wrong again?!
Assey by sirpukesalot August 4, 2018

Assey Facey 

A metrosexual male that pays way too much attention to his head and face area, such as using too much hair gel and waxing ones face.
"God Zach's such an assey facey, He can't go anywhere without spending an hour on his hair and face!"
Assey Facey by Matt Adam Rymur December 9, 2008

Assey-Holey 

"OMG! Why do you have to be such an Assey-Holey!"
Assey-Holey by Slamboni October 13, 2007

Holy-Assey 

Holy-Assey equals to asshole in meaning, yet when in trouble, you can easily say you didn't mean asshole, but that you have a holy ass! ;)
A: UGH! YOU ARE SUCH A Holy-Assey !
B: DID YOU JUST CALL ME AN ASSHOLE?
A: NO, I SAID YOUR ASS IS HOLEY. (:
B: OH OKAY.
Holy-Assey by Tineen October 13, 2008

‘Celebratory’ Assembly

Definition---
An assembly with which to celebrate students ‘achievements’ such as birthdays. –held every Friday afternoon- similar to Mass, but is hosted by a manwho regards himself on par with God like stature, along with a long-haired Science co-ordinator, who, funnily enough, is a bitch; an assembly in which a regimented clap is allowed for a controlled burst of time.
Example---
HT: So let’s have on e round of a happy birthday rendition.
{Terrible piano playing ensues, coupled with the vocals to ‘Happy Birthday’ from children… followed by clapping.}
HT: Right! Nathan! You can go sit outside my office, there was no need for that extra-clap of an outburst.
Teacher: Once again, an excellent and most celebratory, ‘Celebratory’ Assembly