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IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.
A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.

Diagnostic Fart Assessment 

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.
Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.

Mini-assessment 

Code word British teachers are using when talking about GCSEs during the pandemic. They are the same as the GCSE exams but done earlier in the year, higher in quantity, and in the classrooms instead of the hall.
Teacher: It's NOT an exam! It's just a mini-assessment to see how you're doing. It will count towards your final grade but it isn't the ONLY thing that will, so it's not important and I don't want you stressing over it.

analyze, assess, address 

The necessary steps toward curing a condition accepted by the medical profession as irreversible.
Her doctors, associated practitioners, family and friends had so easily given up on her, accepting that she would have a lifetime of struggle and pain. He had other ideas, and began to analyze, assess, address the issues of her condition, constantly thinking, observing, trying. Day by day she improved, showing astonishing progress and they would take it all the way.

assessimize

To assess and optimize your look or style.

To help a clueless friend get right before they go out looking stupid.
My girl Rebe assessimized me and decided I needed to get to Dr. Jay's snap.

You can't go out like yo, you hideous; you need to assessimize.

You best assessimize if you want any hope of being sexable.
assessimize by jeffjam December 4, 2012

internal assessment 

The internal assessment, also known more commonly as the IA is a part of the International Baccalaureate Diploma Program. Taking the form of an extremely long essay, or in depth lab, the internal assessments need to be done for each of the students 7 core subjects.
IB Student 1: Dude the Biology internal assessment is due tomorrow I haven't even started....
IB Student 2: I have to write both my Biology IA and History IA by next month. Kill me now

IB Student 1: I think this is a good time for us to drop out of IB.

IB Student 2: Agreed. These internal assessments are so pointless