Assbandit 

A guy who prefers another guy's hairy anus over a girl's vagina.

Elton John.

Assbandit by a friend. July 1, 2003

ass bandito 

one whom mentions butt sex way too often and/or loves to make references to the homosexual lifestyle

see Azlan

ass bandito by the frito bandito April 4, 2004

Arsebandito

A strong mexican sexual predator, usually found in jails, preying on the younger and more vunerable inmates.

Manuel is one to watch, he is an arsebandito and will happily steal your innocence

Arsebandito by WoollySpark December 31, 2010

ass-bandito 

a man who prefers the male of the species. in other words... he is a raging homo. those folk who like boys, the folk who would bash your bottom at the drop of a hat.

Hey, that guy is an ass-bandito. cock, that guy likes the old bit of the ass-bandito monster. you suck ass-bandito.

ass-bandito by adam and steve December 3, 2004

Assbandit 

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

Assbandit by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

assbanditry

n. a foolish or inane act; something annoying and unnecessary

What inane assbanditry is this?!

assbanditry by Jamesly Mulford Q. Mephesto Stafford the IV Warren September 21, 2003

assbandit 

poo burglar

That guy stick his cock up some other guys ass. What a fucking poo burglar.

assbandit by Champ February 9, 2002