An assault rifle is the weapon of choice for newbs. They tend to spray wildly with it instead of starting with a BR which requires skill and aim.
by Mr. Sin December 15, 2008
I weapon who's sole purpose is to assault another in a sexual manner with various gadjets attached to it.It's origin is unknown, but Bill Clinton had something to do with it.
by Dan Z. May 14, 2005
HOLY SHIT IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUIDWARD COMMUNITY COLLEGE REFERENCE
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by not yema L October 14, 2021
Pansy ass liberals wring their hands and whine about "assault rifles," which, they say, are the favorite weapon of the Crips, the Bloods, and the Pachucos. A pansy ass liberal calls any black, ugly, semiautomatic rifle an assault rifle, which is like calling any black, ugly cat a dog. To keep from getting their pansy asses kicked, many liberals say they don't want to outlaw hunting or legitimate hunting rifles. Virtually all of those liberals will agree that a Winchester 1894 .30-30 is a hunting rifle. So there you have it: A wonderful, fast-shooting, accurate rifle just right for blasting Crips, Bloods, and Pachucos in defense of your home, your family, and yourself. This is the Brooklyn Assault Rifle. Get one today and start cleaning up your neighborhood while fooling your local pansy ass liberals.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
Semiautomatic rifles will shoot faster than a Brooklyn Assault Rifle. But your .30-30 is far more accurate. With practice, you can shoot a Winchester 94 with great speed and accuracy.
You'll be able to keep your Brooklyn Assault Rifle after president O'Bama, the Irish Jig, confiscates all your handguns to keep you from hurting yourself when Pachucos invade your home.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 11, 2008
worse than a shotgun wedding...
I'd rather have a shotgun wedding than an assault rifle wedding.
the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs
the halo 3 assault rifle is for n00bs
by Gambit3896 August 17, 2010
A synonym for "AR-15" (Armourlight Rifle Fifteen) used by Congressmen to attempt (and fail) to vilify the poor "Assault weapon". It's only used by people (Congressmen their not human) who blame Columbine on Battlefield 4.
Whiney Congressman 1: This Assault Rifle Fifteen was used to kill a man!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!
Whiney Congressman 2: Yeah! We need to make the mazgizes smaller!
Whiney Congressman 1: We also need to ban 'Assualt grips'!
by Olegthefuckwhit November 30, 2021
A 5.56mm assault rifle currently in the developmental stages to replace the M4 Carbine and M16-series weapons, and serve along side the XM-29 (formerly known as the Objective Individual Combat Weapon).
by JoeBob September 7, 2003