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8.
A person that is such a douche that they will yell at a kid even if it's not their kid. Its basically a Jackass but if a person who isnt good at english said it
Oy! that teacher who yelled at my little Manwell is such an Ass-Jack! Now i will throw a burrito at his car!
by tojo le mucho madre November 04, 2009
 
9.
A tool used for opening the ass hole, in order to input the male genitalia. Otherwise used as a duragatory term meaning, or closely placed to, tool mcDouchebag ass face.
1. Dude my girlfriend got an ass jack for us!?

2. You dont have to be an ass jack all your life!
by omegaman6000 April 07, 2011
 
10.
Assjack. Noun. The semen that dribbles out of an ass after anal sex has been completed.

Adjective. Similar to jackass.
The woman used a douche to clean the assjack out of her colon.
by John Diss August 08, 2006
 
11.
ass jack; Texan
small booster seat used for securing the optimal angle of entry for back-seat-of-the-car sex

"Loren, will you bring that ass jack just a scootch closer so's I can really feel it"
by Fred Civian September 03, 2003
 
12.
Jack-ass done better. Basically, someone who gets on your nerves so much, it's like a car jack being used on your anus.
"You're such a freakin' assjack." Obviously.
by Robert Akins July 25, 2004
 
13.
The backwards form of the favorite word jackass, originating from the show Everybody Loves Raymond.
That dude is such an assjack!
by MSN March 29, 2006
 
14.
a jack that is inserted in the anus.
Eeeeeee! That's the noise that ass jack makes. shhhpth
by cactus bunch August 02, 2003