Using 'Ass' as a self-reference.
Most people speak in First-Person
"Joe, where are you going"
Joe: "I'm going to the store"
Assholes speak in the Third-Person:
"Biff, where are you going?"
Biff: "Biff's going to the store".
Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:
"Cletus, where are you going?"
Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
"Joe, where are you going"
Joe: "I'm going to the store"
Assholes speak in the Third-Person:
"Biff, where are you going?"
Biff: "Biff's going to the store".
Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:
"Cletus, where are you going?"
Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
by KangKang October 26, 2009

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A Goofy ass person is one who typically uses humour which is outdated or one who refers to politics in every single conversation, many iterations of a 'Goofy ass person' exist but these are the most prominent
'He's talking about troll faces, wow he's such a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
'She brought up politics in a unrelated conversation, wow what a Goofy ass person'
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