Using 'Ass' as a self-reference.
Most people speak in First-Person
"Joe, where are you going"
Joe: "I'm going to the store"
Assholes speak in the Third-Person:
"Biff, where are you going?"
Biff: "Biff's going to the store".
Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:
"Cletus, where are you going?"
Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
"Joe, where are you going"
Joe: "I'm going to the store"
Assholes speak in the Third-Person:
"Biff, where are you going?"
Biff: "Biff's going to the store".
Hillbillies and White-Trash speak in the Ass-Person:
"Cletus, where are you going?"
Cletus: "Im taking my ass down to the store"
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