Ass Sprinkler 

One who shits in a blasting, splatering manner.

"Look at that toilet bowl! Man, someone around here is a real ass sprinkler."

Ass Sprinkler by Jeffcoat187 June 12, 2009

Ass-sphinkter says, What? 

Phrase meant to lure an unexpecting companion into saying the phrase "What?". If this phrase is responded to with "What?", then that person is presumed to be an "ass-sphinkter" or ass-hole.

Alex: Hey Zach, Ass-sphinkter says, What?
Zach: What?
Alex: Haha, exactly.

Ass-sphinkter says, What? by Kylenasty March 9, 2007