ass-bitingly cold

the state at which it is so cold, all you want to do is curse at everything around you.

Sam: come all the way to my house
Ryan: dude, im not going that far, its fuckin 30 degrees out.
Sam: 33 degrees.
Ryan: either way, it is ass-bitingly cold.

15 minutes later

Ryan: Shit! Fuck! Balls! its fuckin cold!
Sam: Its so cold, I dont think I could find my balls with a flashlight.
Ryan: Bite my ass.

by inkstee December 12, 2007

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Ass Puckering Cold

When your ass cheeks pucker cause they don't know what else to do cause its so cold. A time when you walk outside and its so cold the only words that come to mind is "Why is it so Fucking Cold?" A temperature that is so uncomfortable their is no other way to describe it.

"Damn, it's definitely Ass Puckering Cold cause my ass is completley closed, shivering, and I can't stop it!

by a.91.a. October 15, 2010

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cold ass honkey

Cold ass is referred as someone or something "cool looking" while honkey just mean "white person"
together the word means "cool looking white person."

Damn! That's a cold ass honkey.

by isthisthecrustycrab? January 20, 2017

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Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 8, 2021

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Cold-Ass Honky

A complimentary term used to describe certain Caucasians that are pumped up on some shit from the thrift shop. It is derived from "cold-ass", slang for cool or cool-looking, and "honky" slang for a white person.

"Do you see that dude Cameron? Damn, he's a cold-ass honky."

by @TheYoungle October 17, 2012

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