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An Ass Goblin is someone that you don't like. It could be used instead of saying the following: Bitch, Whore, Jerk, Dick, Dickhead, asshole, douche, douche bag, etc.
Person: I stole your boyfriend.
You: You fucking ass goblin!
by bonehead wigglebutt October 03, 2010
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is the action of a turkey entering your exit and gobbling uncontrolably.gobbler of ass brown turkey turkeys revengehole puckererel pavo del culo
ass goblin;if you happend to see a turkey after Thanksgiving while naked in the forest in the middle of a boul movement.
by don poz juan February 25, 2009
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A chef whose forte' is tossing salad.
I was looking for oral, but I wasn't expecting an ass goblin
by mijam January 16, 2004
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When a person goes down and licks the other person's anal region while they are having sex.
Tom: A man when i was having sex last night and i let that girl lick my butt hole.

Brad: Wow, what an ass goblin.
by shotybounce April 23, 2009
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Assgoblins is a term for herpies of the asshole. The pain and sores are cuased by constant bites and sratches of the Assgoblins living in your anal crevice. Some people have intence forms of Assgoblins and some even have a city of Assgoblins in their gluteus maximus hole. Either way, if you suspect to have an Assgoblin or even a village of Assgoblins in your ass crack, then seek medaical attention immediately.
Bob: dude, i think i got a case of assgoblins
Frank: shit son, get that checked. i herd they spred like Paris Hilton's legs.
Bob: ah shit man i dont want assgoblins
Frank: well it looks like ur fucked my friend.
by Asssman February 04, 2008
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An Ass Goblin is someone who likes to have anal sex obsessively. Commonly mistaken for Butt Pirate
You are such an Ass Goblin!
by Lovez51 October 21, 2004
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Somebody thats a whore and loves ass. Mostly referring to a female. Loves having anal sex
Dude 1: Hey, did you hear bout the new girl?
Dude 2: Yeah. I heard she likes it from the back!
Dude 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total ass goblin.
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by numberonegirl March 12, 2009
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