You are a licenced or professional major in eating someone's ass
Jerry: Hey Carl and I am a certified ass eater want me to show you?

Carl: Of course
by OgMudDawg December 18, 2017
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A nigger who eats ass retard what did you expect faggor
A nigger ass eater ate my ass and i shat out a baby covered in semen and blood and chunky shit
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A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
by Seahorse Eater April 20, 2017
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1.used to call a man or woman an ass fucking chode eater.
2.its a great comebacke for and thing.
3. used to describe someone who likes ass sex and eating chodes.
A GREAT PHRASE
billy-''you're such a dick lick''
ted-''ass fucking chode eater''
billy-''i iknow...''
by s-dizzzzle March 26, 2008
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She’s a mystery girl who loves to eat ass. Loves cup of noodles and has a stomach problem and an alcohol addiction. She smells like caca because of her ass eating habit but once you get to know her, the smell isn’t as strong. She’s loyal, HOT, smelly, and ALWAYS hungry. Don’t let Ass Eater starve or she may lash out.

If you have an Ass Eater, keep her. Or donate her. Your choice.

FYI (she’s a big h0e so make sure to keep her busy)

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“Damn, Ass Eater smells extra shitty today?”
by Cacagreen April 5, 2022
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