Aspey 

Someone who is exhibiting the signs of Asperger's syndrome over a particular subject matter or towards other people.

Kaotik is so flippin aspey over her dog. I'm sick of hearing every raw detail about Great Danes... why can't she just love her pet like a normal person?

Aspey by ThisIsNotRafa June 21, 2010

Aspey rage 

The tantrums of a petulant child due to the rage cycle associated with Asperger's syndrome. Not to be confused with a Hissy fit or Tard shake

Little Stevie went into a full blown Aspey rage when we told him to clean off his desk.

Aspey rage by M Mac, RenaBhall, Fatty VM May 31, 2010

aspenbergers 

A highly offensive portmanteau of the words "Aspen" and "Asperger's"

Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!

aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022

Aspergatron 

A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.

What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).

Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).

Linux Help Forum:

Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?

Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"

Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."

Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013

Asphyx 

The kickass dutch death metal band, featuring Martin Van Drunen's sick vocals, THE SAW IS THE LAW riffs and total headbanging.

I saw Asphyx last live last night, my neck hurts.

Asphyx by tomcat ha November 23, 2010

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies 

A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.

Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.

Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies by Brendasue333 September 3, 2019

asphyxiophilia

The practice of intentionally reducing the amount of oxygen to the brain during sexual stimulation in order to heighten the received pleasure from orgasm. Not to be confused with auto-erotic asphixiation that is performed during solo masturbation.

erotic asphyxiation
Also known as asphyxiophilia, breath control play, or scarfing.

asphyxiophilia by Vladzilla January 12, 2007