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to spare one of another's misfortune or mistake
josh: (rolling dice) i cant seem to roll a seven!
jenny: gimme it, i can do it!
(after a couple minutes....)
josh: ASPARAGUS, no one can roll a seven...
by ali fricken griswold December 02, 2006
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a disgusting vegetable in the form of a puke-green rod. makes you want to throw up in a bowl and drink it. makes pee smell like old people.
asparagus is gross, it makes me feel like brownies...
by stretchman March 15, 2007
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a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.
elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u
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game young women play when working asparagus
ok girls Asparagus game is like strip poker, however you will need remove your pants first....

see mexican poker
by itichie_nocanpo August 10, 2006
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( pronounced ASSpah-RAGus ); A catch-all term for any vegetables that you'd rather not eat.
Mom, 'Here, I made a sandwich for you.'
Kid, '....Ick, it's got asparagus in it!!'
Mom, 'It's just lettuce and its good for you. Eat up.'
by YoucancallmeFloyd October 08, 2007
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