my mommy

your mommy

I would like to help my mommy with her homework.

by Imanangrybird November 13, 2017

On my mommy

A less serious and BETTER version of “on my momma”
Not to be taken seriously…if it was taken seriously my mommy would have been dead for years

Dayton:YOOO cock tastes soooo good

Me:On my mommy

My mom: You are a disappointment to our entire bloodline

Me: On god gang, on my mommy! (OMM)

by On my mommy October 25, 2022

Are you my mommy?

Another way to irritate people on CoD online play that take it too seriously.

You: "Are you my mommy?"
Person you are annoying: "NO I'M NOT YOUR FUCKING MOMMY!!!"
You: "Are you sure?"
Person you are annoying: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
You: "Ok.....Mommy"
Person you are annoying: "FUCK OFF!!!"
You:................................................MOMMY!!!!!!"

by Mr. Squang August 5, 2009

My mommy said

The best insult in the world
“My mommy said I’m cooler”

Bully: you nerd
Nerd: my mommy said I’m cooler
Bully:” weeeeeeh”

by Butterfly Warrior July 18, 2020

sucking my mommy dick

sucking my mommy dick is when a step son sucks his trans step mommys dicky.

step son;hey mommy

mom; wanna suck my dick

step son; u got a dick🥵 oh yeah
sucking my mommy dick

by ik im weird March 1, 2022

I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

Something one of my discord friends said once.

Me:
----------August 8, 2020----------
Ywucki: I😜love❤️my🤞mommy👵yes😒I🤪DO😈🔥

by Withering April 19, 2022