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1.
Asp
Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.
Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006
 
2.
asp
noun. A small poisonous snake.
from Greek
"Look at that asp!"
"Get away from it!"
by Julia P. June 08, 2005
 
3.
ASP
Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)
Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!
by SkyMetal666 July 14, 2011
 
4.
ASP
Anonymous Sex Party
Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.
by Cmack45 June 13, 2014
 
5.
Word for those snap together things on coats no one knows the names of.
Steve took a moment to do up the asps on his coat.
by SK Bishop October 21, 2011
 
6.
Arrogant Smart Person. There is an ASP club that is very exclusive. Watch out for tricky decieving emails from ASP members. ASP can refer to a person or to the club. ASP club is worldwide. The ASP club president (who's name remains annonymous) is the biggest ASP of all.
Micheal is such an ASP.
by Murda Mike May 04, 2005
 
7.
At Some Point.
Best used in text form in place of A.S.A.P. (As Soon As Possible) when you want a person to think you're rushing to do something or be somewhere and actually it isn't really a priority.

The fact that it may be misheard/read as A.S.A.P. leads to the acronym being useful for setting up an excuse for lateness.
Hey, are you coming to my party?
Yeah, sure, I'll be there A.S.P.
OK then. (Ah, he must mean A.S.A.P.)
by FreemDeem February 15, 2010