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Vipera Aspis. A venomous snake, a viper.
Extremely poisonous, the asp was often used as a means of execution for criminals who had attained a favored status and were thought deserving of a death more dignified than typical executions.
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noun. A small poisonous snake.
from Greek
"Look at that asp!"
"Get away from it!"
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Did you get an invite to the ASP? I heard it was going to be a classy event.
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Abbreviation for the Death Metal band All Shall Perish (Who are a fucking awesome band.)
Sky: ASP is fucking awesome!!
Ethan: I know dude!! I can't wait for their new album to be released!!
Sky: I'm gonna pick up a copy when I see them this week at Mayhem fest!!
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Girl 1: posted on facebook (your a jerk)
Guy 1: this is such a shit ASP
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Word for those snap together things on coats no one knows the names of.
Steve took a moment to do up the asps on his coat.
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Arrogant Smart Person. There is an ASP club that is very exclusive. Watch out for tricky decieving emails from ASP members. ASP can refer to a person or to the club. ASP club is worldwide. The ASP club president (who's name remains annonymous) is the biggest ASP of all.
Micheal is such an ASP.
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