A bitchy, annoying, no balls, motherfucker who cries like a little bitch when he releases a Pokémon. He won't catch a single legendary Pokémon.
by MegaBlazingHoundoom March 23, 2017
The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.
by Kazyan July 14, 2006
The star of Pokemon, a stupid little boy with serious issues. Can also be used to describe stubborn little brats who make things unnecessarily complicated when the obvious, simple solution is right in front of them.
by RatchetBoo April 25, 2003
The protagonist in the Pokémon anime series. Ash travels around various regions trying to capture pokémon. His mother is Delia Ketchum. His favourite colours are blue and red. His first pokémon was pikachu, who originally hated him and electrocuted him on many occasions. He never seems to travel alone, having picked up many companions on his journey, including Brock, Misty, May, Max, Dawn, Iris and Dent. He always makes Team Rocket 'blast off again'. And AGAIN and AGAIN and AGAIN!
by Melissa Ketchum February 12, 2011
A pokemon trainer destined for greatness. Most people complain that no pokemon trainer is that lucky, but it is not his luck that gets him victories, it's the way he treats his pokemon, which most trainers fail to realize. Ash Ketchum has skill and can handle the roughest of situations.
by xrawrxash June 29, 2010
the little cunt from Pokemon who never seems to age in the series, always accompanied by an annoying girl who she too, never ages, and always want to go be a coordinator and never has the same goal as ash does
ash dreams to be a Pokemon master, even though he wont be because the series of repetitive episodes most likely will lead to another series. his "adventures" are going to different towns and meeting a bunch of people, eating food, training Pokemon, a dose of kicking team rockets ass, despite how much they try and train their Pokemon, and walking into the woods that look the same in every damn episode. each ending, its always him, his Pokemon, and his friends walking off into the sunset, whether its someone waving goodbye to him or them doing it back.
despite someone else being a better trainer, or in general a more important and better person in his very boring life, every movie is about him and his friends "coincidentally" being chosen to meet a rare, legendary Pokemon and tasked to solve problems, battle strong Pokemon, and to save the world. Then, team rocket has to envy him as usual while spying on him, and in the end they say their goodbyes and leave in the sunset. Ash's last name is a reference to Catch em', which is a very cheesy joke.
ash dreams to be a Pokemon master, even though he wont be because the series of repetitive episodes most likely will lead to another series. his "adventures" are going to different towns and meeting a bunch of people, eating food, training Pokemon, a dose of kicking team rockets ass, despite how much they try and train their Pokemon, and walking into the woods that look the same in every damn episode. each ending, its always him, his Pokemon, and his friends walking off into the sunset, whether its someone waving goodbye to him or them doing it back.
despite someone else being a better trainer, or in general a more important and better person in his very boring life, every movie is about him and his friends "coincidentally" being chosen to meet a rare, legendary Pokemon and tasked to solve problems, battle strong Pokemon, and to save the world. Then, team rocket has to envy him as usual while spying on him, and in the end they say their goodbyes and leave in the sunset. Ash's last name is a reference to Catch em', which is a very cheesy joke.
by eazyeyour8balljunky May 29, 2011
The sexiest pokemon trainer in the world. All the sluts wanna fuck him (including myself) because he is so damn hot! The people who think Ash sucks can fucking go to hell . . .
Hey, you know that Ash Ketchum, I wanna fuck him. He's so god damn sexy.
That Ash Ketchum is always so hot, how does he keep it up?
That Ash Ketchum is always so hot, how does he keep it up?
by Ash Ketchum's girlfriend May 27, 2012