A woman who will beat you up and punch you in your face and doesn’t take showers and doesn’t wipe her butt and hates all her siblings and will kill them
by Asante woman June 1, 2020
Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"
by Stevensnider January 8, 2009
Asante is a bitch nigga, he normally likes sucking dick on the daily but when he’s really bored he puts his dick in a tuna can. Whenever he try’s to get in with girls his good looking friend Egan always steals them by his attractive teeth.
Sonya: Asante is so ugly, but his friend Egan is a baddie no cap
Natalie: Ye fr he’s so ugly, I’ve never heard of this guy Egan, he sounds good looking
Natalie: Ye fr he’s so ugly, I’ve never heard of this guy Egan, he sounds good looking
by Aaron Lucas June 21, 2020
Possibly the biggest choker in NFL history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
When the patriots were 18-0 heading into the Super Bowl, 2 plays before the famous "Tyree Catch", Eli Manning was pressures and tried to throw it away. It went straight through Asante's hands and the rest is history.
(Man 2 drops ball)
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
Man 1: Nice catch man, way to pull an Asante Samuel!)
Man 2: I can't pull an Asante Samuel! Im a heterosexual!
by Conny1234 February 10, 2009
aiko/liz: I LOVE YOU SM OMG WE STAN YOU ASANTE!!
asante: stfu u dumb whore
aiko: ykw fuck u smd die choke
asante: yk u love me shut up
aiko: you’re right we love you!!
also aiko: ASANTE SUPREMACY
asante: stfu u dumb whore
aiko: ykw fuck u smd die choke
asante: yk u love me shut up
aiko: you’re right we love you!!
also aiko: ASANTE SUPREMACY
by anime tits at its finest December 16, 2020
aiko/liz: ASANTE, I LOVE YOU SM WE STAN YOU. #ASANTESUPREMACY
asante: stfu dumb bitch
aiko: you stfu fucking hate you sm
asante: no u don’t
aiko: shii u right love u sm <3
also aiko: ASANTE SUPREMACY!!
asante: stfu dumb bitch
aiko: you stfu fucking hate you sm
asante: no u don’t
aiko: shii u right love u sm <3
also aiko: ASANTE SUPREMACY!!
by anime tits at its finest December 16, 2020
by ilovemyshitzu February 13, 2020